Q: How many ducks are enough/too many?
A: It depends.
Q: Do you know... if you know what I mean?
A: Yes, we know. It's perfectly natural, nothing to be ashamed of.
Q: What do ducks think of Daffy Duck?
A: Absolute sellout.
Q: I've eaten duck, should I feel bad?
A: Yes, terrible.
Q: What's so special about ducks?
A: What's so special about you?
Q: Is the owner of this site a duck?
A: ...